I delayed getting out of bed this fine Saturday morning for a long as I could because it was so warm and comfy under my blankets, but the growing discomfort from my full bladder eventually won out. I shuffled out of my room just in time to see Keegan enter the bathroom and close the door.
I did not despair! When a door closes, another door opens elsewhere. Keegan's bedroom door, in this particular case. Smiling to myself deviously, I stealthily crept past the bathroom and into his room, crouching down behind his gaming chair. His chair back has a hole in it so I could watch down the hallway for his approach.
I don't know if this happens to anyone else, but when I'm hiding (usually to scare the crap out of Keegan), my body almost always kicks into "gotta pee" mode. And, as I mentioned, I already had to pee pretty urgently. This proved to be too much for me, crouched down behind that chair in Keegan's bedroom... I peed a little in my pj's.
Just a little. But enough.
Enough to say I peed a little.
Seconds later, Keegan entered and I dutifully scared the crap out of him. He jumped, made an incredible face, and uttered a funny sound that came from his throat. He immediately recovered and called me "stupid". I laughed, and then I had to go clean up.
Still... Totally worth it.
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