10. No matter what time I set my alarm for in the morning, I will stare at words and pictures and pictures with words until my bladder...

I'm sitting in a folding camping chair right now on the beach, just out of reach of the waves. It's about 70°F, a mild breeze coming off...

Welcome back to the Annual Birthday Wish Awards! 2023 is not only the year I turn 42 again, but it's also the year that immediately...

10. I can finally fully compensate for my, er, small, er, well, you know... 9. Before now, my weekends had a severe lack of friends in...

I'm married to an incredibly capable woman who is a constant reminder of how malfunctioned I am. Without her, very little would get done.

The ultimate list of lists!

10. The ole tap a shoulder from behind while walking past on the opposite side to make them find no one there. 9. As you drive past...

1. (5:40am) Nooooo!!! 2. (5:45am) Screw you, alarm! 3. (5:50am) Make it stop! 4. (5:51am) Why do I have to get up every single day? 5....

Continuing my new Top Ten series, I thought it would make sense to explore why I'm doing this in the first place. So why do write this blog?

I once read somewhere that internet articles with a list of things in the title are more click-baity. Like "3 Ways to Beat Your Grandma...