Usually, I'm a sucker for cuddles. That being said, times like these, times like 3am, I forget for a moment what a precious thing they are.

Maybe that's what this is all about, at the core...

I KNOW. THIS IS A LOT TO DIGEST IN ONE SITTING. BUT YOU NEED TO KNOW.      YOU ARE AWARE OF YOUR OWN INFINITE DIMENSIONS. YOU ARE...

My name is Schneez! Very good. Wait, did you say sneeze? No, Schneez, with a shhh. Oh, ok Snotrocket, this is how this is going to work...

I am here because you have a lot to answer for! Gather the Sages! YOU DO NOT HAVE THE AUTHORITY TO- I know all about your devious plan!

Every year, I seem to have another birthday. Doesn't matter that we are only born once. For some reason, it's tradition to remind each other

Crap. How are we supposed to convince Supreme and the Sages to knock it off if we can't contact them now? How did you do it last time?...

So... you're saying the octopuses want to take over the planet? Bingo.

The ultimate list of lists!

Alright, there's a lot to catch up on, and winning the lottery isn't even the half of it. I've been getting better at "hopping"...

Infinite universes are perpetually stemming from infinite universes. Like branches from a tree. Infinite branches. From infinite trees.

She points me to a fancy reclining chair with leg and head rests. My blood runs cold. This is the chair where happy thoughts come to die.

I'm not even entirely sure if I'm doing the right thing in telling you. He did say I shouldn't tell anyone. But... I have to.

There are times (far too many times) when I just don't have a clue. I get the look. Like I'm supposed to know something.

It took effort. It didn't want me to choose my own path. I was defying its will.

I've never told anyone this. I'm not even sure why I'm coming out in this way. But I feel I need to get it out in the open...

If you were so inclined to do some light research on the early career of Jamie Blaise...

Sometimes, I feel as though I'm on autopilot. I imagine something like an "Inside Out" scenario in my head (have you seen that movie? If...

Continuing my new Top Ten series, I thought it would make sense to explore why I'm doing this in the first place. So why do write this blog?

I weighed 225 pounds. 6 months later, I was down to 165. Two years later, I had gained it all back, and then some.