Hello, I'm a wannabe auther who masquerades as a blogger. I type out good words, but I'm afraid they're all turds, 'cause true artists...

I've always been curious about the inner workings of my favorite authors' brains, so maybe you're curious about mine...

The ringing in my ears sings in harmonic dissonance with the static in my mind.

And now, here I was. With this impossible choice to make. Either way, it was the end for me.

I KNOW. THIS IS A LOT TO DIGEST IN ONE SITTING. BUT YOU NEED TO KNOW.      YOU ARE AWARE OF YOUR OWN INFINITE DIMENSIONS. YOU ARE...

She points me to a fancy reclining chair with leg and head rests. My blood runs cold. This is the chair where happy thoughts come to die.