If you were so inclined to do some light research on the early career of Jamie Blaise, you would find that Omnipedia (the Wikkypedia equivalent for the universe, the multiverse, and the omniverse) states that Jamie "Sizzle" Blaise is a beloved blogger/novelist/actor/and all around great guy who had come a long way from his start in 2020 as a struggling blogger working in a snowmobile track factory in a small town in the Adirondacks. After slowly gaining a moderate fan base with his blog, Jamie Blaise went on to write a best selling novel about a struggling greeting card writer named Jimbo, who was working in a fuzzy bunny slipper factory in a small town in the Catskills and finally made it big, eventually writing romantic comedy movie scripts for the Hallmarq Channel. Blaise's first novel was hailed as "A pretty good book", and "A novel I'd consider reading again someday if I absolutely had to".
Ironically, the Hallmarq Channel eventually made a movie based on the novel. It starred Blaise in the leading role, though he had no previous experience as an actor. Despite the lack, Jamie Blaise showed promise and found himself getting hired in larger and larger parts, eventually adding his name to the long list of actors who have played Batman.
After the acclaimed Batman: Night Terrors trilogy ("Batman: Nocturnal Rising", "Batman: Nocturnal Emission", and "Batman: Non Sequitur"), Blaise was highly sought after, and had his pick of movies to star in. Going back to his roots, however, he decided to finance a movie based on a project he had been working on in his spare time: "Sizzle", a story of superhero meets superheroin, superhero falls in love with superheroin, superheroin dumps superhero for supervillain, superhero fights supervillain for superheroin's love, superhero defeats supervillain, but accidentally kills superheroin in the process, then superhero becomes dark superhero, bent on destroying the world's supervillains one by one in a veritable bloodbath, ultimately accumulating collateral damage beyond anything the supervillains had ever caused. A true love story for the kids...
Omnipedia has been known to speak rather well of those who have contributed greatly to its continued existence by way of large bulging envelopes being passed between shady individuals in dark alleys. This is also, incidentally, the preferred method of getting things done in American politics. In the specific case of Jamie "Sizzle" Blaise's Omnipedia entry, it is quite difficult to sift fact from fiction.
This also holds true in the general case of Omnipedia entries... er, in general. There's a saying that goes, "don't always believe what you read on the internet". You can find that saying on the internet. Have fun sorting that out. The internet, originally developed on the planet Earth by the CIA to be able to communicate TOP SECRET gossip discretely over great distances, was inevitably kidnapped by hackers and held for ransom. What the hackers never realized was that this was all part of the CIA's plan from the get-go. It was designed to be stolen and then used for nefarious purposes, so that the CIA could discover exactly who all the nefarious people were. What the CIA never realized was that this was all part of the nefarious people's plan from the get-go as well, to root out all the TOP SECRET gossip concerning which government cabinet members were boinking which state senators. What neither the CIA nor the nefarious hackers realized was that it was all actually created and manipulated by the Reptilians who ran the world, in disguise, for nefarious purposes of their own. This is all documented extensively, and can be found on the internet for anyone who cares to look it up.
What the internet never realized was that it was only small potatoes compared to the panopticnet of the universe. The Earth is a single droplet in the wide ocean of the universe. The panopticnet barely even notices the internet. An ant. To a mountain.
What the panopticnet never realized was that it was only small googlyfruits to the omninet of the multiverse. The omninet will tell you that it encompasses all the universes that there are to encompass, amounts of data so vast that the numbers describing the data have letters and symbols in them.
What the omninet doesn't tell you, because it cannot even contemplate the extreme smallness of its own existence as compared to... well, let's just allow the omninet to believe it's the top dog, shall we? It's rather proud of its supposed all encompassing nature, and has quite the delicate ego that has never been bruised. Yet. All in due time. Regardless, we were talking about Mr. Blaise's Omnipedia entry. No need to get sidetracked. No need at all.
Except that this little distraction has taken me into the wee hours of the morning. I'm schlubbed, folks. More about Sizzle in the next bloggy. Good morning. And in case I don't see ya, good afternoon, good evening, and goodnight!
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