10. The ole tap a shoulder from behind while walking past on the opposite side to make them find no one there.
9. As you drive past some pedestrians, honk. Then wave to the empty sidewalk on other side of the street.
8. In the middle of a conversation, suddenly look over their shoulder at nothing, but with a dumbfounded look on your face. When they turn to see what it is, quickly walk away in the other direction.
7. The ole "What's that?! Ok! I'll be right there!" in response to nobody.
6. Point to your leg. When they look, they find the ole thumb and forefinger circle waiting for them.
5. While strolling at night, swear and suddenly duck while frantically looking around into the air above your heads.
4. Point at nothing a few feet away to their left. When they eventually turn back to you, have your extended finger ready an inch from their face so that they run into it with their cheek.
3. Hold your hands out, palms up, testing for nonexistent rain, acting like you felt a sprinkle. When they look up to see blue sky, have a squirt gun ready to blast them.
2. Point at the ground ahead of you, then leap up and scream with fright as you quickly back away.
1. Stare up at a tall ceiling, examining nothing. As you draw a crowd, curious to see what you are staring at, say "made you look", then walk away.
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