
Top Ten List of Things I Don't Know
I don't have the time, energy, or desire to make an exhaustive list. It would be... exhausting

Top Ten Things I Learned About Myself in 2023
10. No matter what time I set my alarm for in the morning, I will stare at words and pictures and pictures with words until my bladder...

Top Ten Reasons I Don't Like Going to the Beach
I'm sitting in a folding camping chair right now on the beach, just out of reach of the waves. It's about 70°F, a mild breeze coming off...

2023 Annual Birthday Wish Awards!
Welcome back to the Annual Birthday Wish Awards! 2023 is not only the year I turn 42 again, but it's also the year that immediately...

Top Ten Reasons That Took Me So Long
I'm married to an incredibly capable woman who is a constant reminder of how malfunctioned I am. Without her, very little would get done.

Top Ten "Made You Look!"
10. The ole tap a shoulder from behind while walking past on the opposite side to make them find no one there. 9. As you drive past...

1st Ten Things I Think About as I Wake Up
1. (5:40am) Nooooo!!! 2. (5:45am) Screw you, alarm! 3. (5:50am) Make it stop! 4. (5:51am) Why do I have to get up every single day? 5....

Top Ten Reasons I Have a Blog
Continuing my new Top Ten series, I thought it would make sense to explore why I'm doing this in the first place. So why do write this blog?









