I once read somewhere that internet articles with a list of things in the title are more click-baity. Like "3 Ways to Beat Your Grandma at Checkers", or "Top 5 Must See Pharmaceutical Ads of the Summer", or "7 Things to Say To Your Girlfriend if You Want Cheese". So, with that in mind, I would like to introduce my new series: "Top Ten Lists of Things to Make My Blog Click-baity"!
The first list is Top Ten Reasons to Read "Whatever This Is". Enjoy!
#10. High in Fiber. Every serving of "Whatever This Is" is loaded with so much fiber that a portable supply of toilet paper should be made readily available (read into this what you will).
#9. Perfect for on-the-toilet-reading, which means you'll be rather conveniently near the necessary T.P. supply.
#8. Broaden your knowledge. A bucket of useless ramblings by a delightfully deranged blogger that you can quote for your friends.
#7. You can use me as a reference for that high paying job you're after.
#6. Whatevheads have an increased success rate in dating, and enjoy more longer lasting relationships.
#5. Readers of "Whatever This Is" have more sex appeal, and more... ahem... stamina, when they need it the most.
#4. More brain surgeons and rocket scientists read "Whatever This Is" than any other blog. You're in good company!
#3. Steven Wright, Jim Gaffigan, and Joe Rogan all agree: "Whatever This Is" is their favorite source of inspiration.
#2. Studies have shown that after reading just 3 bloggies, my readers' average salaries increase by nearly 42%!
#1. Whatevheads are twice as happy as everyone else! It's a proven fact!
There are so many reasons to read "Whatever This Is", and only so many hours in the day to list them out, but this Top Ten is a great start. Don't miss out on all the wonderful benefits! Read every bloggy! You've earned it!
And so will your stocks! Keep up the good work, and continue to read my blog!
Personal entertainment goes up!