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Writer's pictureJamie Blaise

TOP TEN Reasons Why I Love Being a First Time Truck Owner

10. I can finally fully compensate for my, er, small, er, well, you know...



9. Before now, my weekends had a severe lack of friends in need of my assistance hauling stuff.



8. I used to drive way too many miles on a gallon of gas.



7. I no longer feel that parking spaces are just too damn big.



6. Now when I say "this thing drives like a truck", I'll actually be driving a truck.



5. While filling up at the pump, I now get to hear the whole entire song being played over the pump speakers.



4. I can tow stuff. I don't know how to do that, but now I CAN. I probably won't. But I CAN.



3. I can pretend like I'm going to drive over the tops of cars like the Bigfoot monster truck.



2. Now I don't have to say "vroom, vroom" when I step on the pedal; my truck does that. I still say it, but I don't HAVE to.



1. I can now host mobile hot tub parties in the back of the truck. Not legally, of course, but... what are YOU doing this weekend?


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