Hello, I'm a wannabe auther who masquerades as a blogger. I type out good words, but I'm afraid they're all turds, 'cause true artists...

I've always been curious about the inner workings of my favorite authors' brains, so maybe you're curious about mine...

The ringing in my ears sings in harmonic dissonance with the static in my mind.

I love writing. I've enjoyed writing this blog for the last few years. I especially enjoyed the weird Chronicles of Sizzle thing I was...

I was listening to a podcast for writers just a moment ago when my mind wandered a bit as something they talked about sparked an idea for...

I've been writing a fantasy novel about magic and monsters for the last few months. I've written 70,000 words, which is roughly around...

Hey there. I know I haven't posted anything in a bit, I apologize. All half dozen of you who actually remember Whatever This Is exists...