Jamie BlaiseJun 1, 20227 min readFair Is FairMy name is Schneez! Very good. Wait, did you say sneeze? No, Schneez, with a shhh. Oh, ok Snotrocket, this is how this is going to work...
Jamie BlaiseMar 10, 202211 min readSizzle vs the Calamari KingI am here because you have a lot to answer for! Gather the Sages! YOU DO NOT HAVE THE AUTHORITY TO- I know all about your devious plan!
Jamie BlaiseFeb 14, 20227 min readLong Distance Phone CallCrap. How are we supposed to convince Supreme and the Sages to knock it off if we can't contact them now? How did you do it last time?...
Jamie BlaiseFeb 8, 20226 min readGetting WarmerSo... you're saying the octopuses want to take over the planet? Bingo.
Jamie BlaiseDec 22, 20219 min readNexusThere was a kind of gurgling noise suddenly. Like a child blowing bubbles into their chocolate milk with a straw while humming. HEAR ME.
Jamie BlaiseJun 20, 20218 min readThis Changes EverythingI'm not even entirely sure if I'm doing the right thing in telling you. He did say I shouldn't tell anyone. But... I have to.