I understand that this account may be largely... discounted. I'm actually fine with that. I know the truth of it, and the octopuses do too.

I KNOW. THIS IS A LOT TO DIGEST IN ONE SITTING. BUT YOU NEED TO KNOW.      YOU ARE AWARE OF YOUR OWN INFINITE DIMENSIONS. YOU ARE...

My name is Schneez! Very good. Wait, did you say sneeze? No, Schneez, with a shhh. Oh, ok Snotrocket, this is how this is going to work...

I am here because you have a lot to answer for! Gather the Sages! YOU DO NOT HAVE THE AUTHORITY TO- I know all about your devious plan!

Crap. How are we supposed to convince Supreme and the Sages to knock it off if we can't contact them now? How did you do it last time?...

There was a kind of gurgling noise suddenly. Like a child blowing bubbles into their chocolate milk with a straw while humming. HEAR ME.

Alright, there's a lot to catch up on, and winning the lottery isn't even the half of it. I've been getting better at "hopping"...

She points me to a fancy reclining chair with leg and head rests. My blood runs cold. This is the chair where happy thoughts come to die.

There are times (far too many times) when I just don't have a clue. I get the look. Like I'm supposed to know something.

Sometimes, I feel as though I'm on autopilot. I imagine something like an "Inside Out" scenario in my head (have you seen that movie? If...