Jamie BlaiseOct 20, 20224 min readEpilogueI understand that this account may be largely... discounted. I'm actually fine with that. I know the truth of it, and the octopuses do too.
Jamie BlaiseOct 19, 202217 min readNothing vs. InfinityAnd now, here I was. With this impossible choice to make. Either way, it was the end for me.
Jamie BlaiseOct 5, 202213 min readConfronting LegendsYOU ARE AT THE CENTER OF ALL OF THIS, SIZZLE, WELL-INTENTIONED OR NOT. IF NOT FOR YOU, WE WOULDN'T BE IN THIS PREDICAMENT...
Jamie BlaiseSep 13, 20226 min readSHEI KNOW. THIS IS A LOT TO DIGEST IN ONE SITTING. BUT YOU NEED TO KNOW. Â Â Â Â YOU ARE AWARE OF YOUR OWN INFINITE DIMENSIONS. YOU ARE...
Jamie BlaiseJun 1, 20227 min readFair Is FairMy name is Schneez! Very good. Wait, did you say sneeze? No, Schneez, with a shhh. Oh, ok Snotrocket, this is how this is going to work...
Jamie BlaiseMar 10, 202211 min readSizzle vs the Calamari KingI am here because you have a lot to answer for! Gather the Sages! YOU DO NOT HAVE THE AUTHORITY TO- I know all about your devious plan!
Jamie BlaiseFeb 14, 20227 min readLong Distance Phone CallCrap. How are we supposed to convince Supreme and the Sages to knock it off if we can't contact them now? How did you do it last time?...
Jamie BlaiseFeb 8, 20226 min readGetting WarmerSo... you're saying the octopuses want to take over the planet? Bingo.
Jamie BlaiseDec 22, 20219 min readNexusThere was a kind of gurgling noise suddenly. Like a child blowing bubbles into their chocolate milk with a straw while humming. HEAR ME.
Jamie BlaiseOct 11, 20217 min readNext LevelAlright, there's a lot to catch up on, and winning the lottery isn't even the half of it. I've been getting better at "hopping"...