My thoughts can be quite surprising to me. I don't always know what thoughts are going to pop in there.

If you spun the dial fast enough, you could create a strange flickering between static and random snippets of music or talk radio...

I've always been curious about the inner workings of my favorite authors' brains, so maybe you're curious about mine...

I love writing. I've enjoyed writing this blog for the last few years. I especially enjoyed the weird Chronicles of Sizzle thing I was...

There's this squirrel that lives in my yard. It's a cute little fella. Mostly grey, with a bit of a scraggly tail. Not as bushy as it...

And now, here I was. With this impossible choice to make. Either way, it was the end for me.

YOU ARE AT THE CENTER OF ALL OF THIS, SIZZLE, WELL-INTENTIONED OR NOT. IF NOT FOR YOU, WE WOULDN'T BE IN THIS PREDICAMENT...

I KNOW. THIS IS A LOT TO DIGEST IN ONE SITTING. BUT YOU NEED TO KNOW.      YOU ARE AWARE OF YOUR OWN INFINITE DIMENSIONS. YOU ARE...

THERE ARE SIGNS, IF YOU KNOW HOW TO SEE THEM, IN TIME ITSELF. TIME SEEMS TO FOLD IN ON ITSELF MORE AND MORE FREQUENTLY THE NEARER I GET...

My name is Schneez! Very good. Wait, did you say sneeze? No, Schneez, with a shhh. Oh, ok Snotrocket, this is how this is going to work...

I am here because you have a lot to answer for! Gather the Sages! YOU DO NOT HAVE THE AUTHORITY TO- I know all about your devious plan!

Crap. How are we supposed to convince Supreme and the Sages to knock it off if we can't contact them now? How did you do it last time?...

So... you're saying the octopuses want to take over the planet? Bingo.

There was a kind of gurgling noise suddenly. Like a child blowing bubbles into their chocolate milk with a straw while humming. HEAR ME.

Alright, there's a lot to catch up on, and winning the lottery isn't even the half of it. I've been getting better at "hopping"...

Infinite universes are perpetually stemming from infinite universes. Like branches from a tree. Infinite branches. From infinite trees.

I'm not even entirely sure if I'm doing the right thing in telling you. He did say I shouldn't tell anyone. But... I have to.

I've never told anyone this. I'm not even sure why I'm coming out in this way. But I feel I need to get it out in the open...