I've been writing a fantasy novel about magic and monsters for the last few months. I've written 70,000 words, which is roughly around...

I was thinking about something today. I got distracted by, I don't know, pretty colors or something, who knows. Point is, I got...

Neurodivergent is a big word. It essentially means the brain isn't typical. "The" brain in this particular case would be my own, of course.

You sometimes forget what you're thinking about, while you're thinking about it. And then that's what you start thinking about.

I'm sitting in a folding camping chair right now on the beach, just out of reach of the waves. It's about 70°F, a mild breeze coming off...

Hey there. I know I haven't posted anything in a bit, I apologize. All half dozen of you who actually remember Whatever This Is exists...

Usually, I'm a sucker for cuddles. That being said, times like these, times like 3am, I forget for a moment what a precious thing they are.

Welcome back to the Annual Birthday Wish Awards! 2023 is not only the year I turn 42 again, but it's also the year that immediately...

Maybe that's what this is all about, at the core...

Each of these steps is crucial to my process, and each step gets me closer and closer to sleeping on the couch.

I died last night. It's a little fuzzy, trying to remember details. It's all slowly slipping away though, as everything else does for me.

I understand that this account may be largely... discounted. I'm actually fine with that. I know the truth of it, and the octopuses do too.

And now, here I was. With this impossible choice to make. Either way, it was the end for me.

YOU ARE AT THE CENTER OF ALL OF THIS, SIZZLE, WELL-INTENTIONED OR NOT. IF NOT FOR YOU, WE WOULDN'T BE IN THIS PREDICAMENT...

10. I can finally fully compensate for my, er, small, er, well, you know... 9. Before now, my weekends had a severe lack of friends in...

I KNOW. THIS IS A LOT TO DIGEST IN ONE SITTING. BUT YOU NEED TO KNOW.      YOU ARE AWARE OF YOUR OWN INFINITE DIMENSIONS. YOU ARE...

THERE ARE SIGNS, IF YOU KNOW HOW TO SEE THEM, IN TIME ITSELF. TIME SEEMS TO FOLD IN ON ITSELF MORE AND MORE FREQUENTLY THE NEARER I GET...

My name is Schneez! Very good. Wait, did you say sneeze? No, Schneez, with a shhh. Oh, ok Snotrocket, this is how this is going to work...

I'm married to an incredibly capable woman who is a constant reminder of how malfunctioned I am. Without her, very little would get done.

I am here because you have a lot to answer for! Gather the Sages! YOU DO NOT HAVE THE AUTHORITY TO- I know all about your devious plan!