Overheard cellphone conversation between two elf on the shelfs: "...trick is to get creative. You gotta find a spot you've never hidden...

You know, this isn't easy. I try to entertain you folks with some left field topics, and it's hard coming up with touchdowns all the...

I'm 42 (43 if you are really going to do the math, but I'm a big fan of The Hitchhiker's Guide, so... 42), and I might be starting to...

I once read somewhere that internet articles with a list of things in the title are more click-baity. Like "3 Ways to Beat Your Grandma...

Ever randomly smell something in the air that instantly takes you back to your childhood? I get that sometimes. It, for some reason, most...

Thanksgiving is an odd holiday for me. On one hand, I love to eat until it hurts. Today, I'm given certain allowances. It's practically...

My brain is so full of useless nonsense that some thoughts, by necessity, leak out. Like a cup of hot cocoa that I keep trying to add...

My son, Keegan, turned 9 the other day (born in 2011, it's 2020 now; ok, good, phew, I was right, it's 9). I can still look back and see...

Alright folks. Today, we're going to discuss conspiracy theories. Not all of them; we don't have enough time for that right now. But...

When stirring through the creative juices in the ole cranium, I often find myself denied of bloggy ideas that are A.) Not too serious,...

Well folks, here we are. Blog post #15. What a ride so far! What do you think? Do you like what I'm up to? Are you satisfied with the...

I have an itch. It's on my right cheek (on my face, to clarify). There's nothing there. No bug, no feather, no errant hair. Just a small,...

What? Oh. I thought you said something...

It's 10:50pm. I'm finally lying in my own bed. Both the kids are asleep. My honey, after falling asleep during our few minutes of adult...

Aliens are real. There. It’s out there now. Whew! I’ve been guarding that secret for years! Now, I can’t tell you much about Roswell or...

I bet you're wondering... What am I passionate about? Well, it's like this: it depends on the moment. I have ADHD. So, I'm not really...

Alright, people. Don't think I can't see the analytics. I can tell no one is reading this. I CAN TELL. The wizard behind the curtain has...

I once started an argument with someone in their sleep. I'm not proud. I'm not bragging. I'm simply just stating a fact. I was about 16...

This is a story about a monk in search of an answer. Not just any answer; the answer. To EVERYTHING. It begins like many stories: in the...

My hip has been bothering me for years. I’m 42 (well... 43 if we're going to get technical and actually crunch the numbers, but I like...