Every year, I seem to have another birthday. Doesn't matter that we are only born once. For some reason, it's tradition to remind each other

Crap. How are we supposed to convince Supreme and the Sages to knock it off if we can't contact them now? How did you do it last time?...

So... you're saying the octopuses want to take over the planet? Bingo.

There was a kind of gurgling noise suddenly. Like a child blowing bubbles into their chocolate milk with a straw while humming. HEAR ME.

The ultimate list of lists!

Alright, there's a lot to catch up on, and winning the lottery isn't even the half of it. I've been getting better at "hopping"...

10. The ole tap a shoulder from behind while walking past on the opposite side to make them find no one there. 9. As you drive past...

Infinite universes are perpetually stemming from infinite universes. Like branches from a tree. Infinite branches. From infinite trees.

1. (5:40am) Nooooo!!! 2. (5:45am) Screw you, alarm! 3. (5:50am) Make it stop! 4. (5:51am) Why do I have to get up every single day? 5....

She points me to a fancy reclining chair with leg and head rests. My blood runs cold. This is the chair where happy thoughts come to die.

I'm not even entirely sure if I'm doing the right thing in telling you. He did say I shouldn't tell anyone. But... I have to.

There are times (far too many times) when I just don't have a clue. I get the look. Like I'm supposed to know something.

It took effort. It didn't want me to choose my own path. I was defying its will.

I've never told anyone this. I'm not even sure why I'm coming out in this way. But I feel I need to get it out in the open...

The Earth is only a small planet in a tiny solar system in a vast universe in the unfathomably gigantic multiverse...

If you were so inclined to do some light research on the early career of Jamie Blaise...

Sometimes, I feel as though I'm on autopilot. I imagine something like an "Inside Out" scenario in my head (have you seen that movie? If...

Continuing my new Top Ten series, I thought it would make sense to explore why I'm doing this in the first place. So why do write this blog?

I weighed 225 pounds. 6 months later, I was down to 165. Two years later, I had gained it all back, and then some.

You know, as a kid, I used to fantasize that everyone around me were mindless robots that were merely actors on a stage centered around me.